jesus weiner
an exclamation; a general term of surprise; expression of outragia; unexpected spiritual epiphany
“jesus weiner! why can’t you keep that spit in your mouth where it belongs?” “jesus weiner, i didn’t know katy gave birth to a hybrid alien baby girl!” “jesus weiner, did the boss ever take a piece of my -ss in that meeting!” “jesus weiner, i sure got raped by that car dealer!” “jesus weiner, i have all 6 numbers on tonight’s lotto!!!!”
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