Jesus whoopin’


the southern baptist version of karma.
bill: remember last week when john dropped his fishing pole in the lake and frank couldn’t stop laughing at him?

ellen: haha yeah, then frank got what was coming to him when he tripped on the dock and fell in the water!

bill: he sure got a jesus whoopin’!

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