jesusfucker
1. one who f-cks jesus
2. an -ss hole; douchebag; etc.
3. a particularly delicious chocolate cake from chili’s
“man that cake was such a jesusf-cker! why don’t we go to chili’s more often?”
“shut up! god, you’re such a jesusf-cker!”
the ultimate mother of all swear words – even motherf-cker isn’t this offensive!
or, used to describe someone who is obsessed with and won’t shut the f-ck up about jesus but somehow manages to give christianity a bad name in the process…
enough is enough. i have had it with these jesusf-cking snakes on this jesusf-cking plane!
missionary: do you have time to talk about jesus?
normal person: f-ck off, jesusf-cker.
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