jesusgoddamnmotherfuckingchrist
the greatest swear ever invented by anyone. forged together from several blasphemes, this swear is so powerful that it can kill people as far away as 50 feet. use wisely and only when necessary.
jesusgodd-mnmotherf-ckingchrist! it is hard to say quickly. practice often because like the finals for any sport, you only have one shot to do it right.
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