Jesusmas
alternate form of christmas. used to emphasize the fact that christmas is a christian holiday celebrating the birth of jesus, which is often downplayed in north american culture for the sake of being politically correct.
person 1: merry jesusmas, dude!
person 2: wha..?
person 1: jesus is the reason for the season. have you accepted him as your lord and savior?
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