Jet Dick Lag
jet d-ck lag is a term meaning a man’s p-n-s cannot adequately alter from flaccid to erect in pursuit of consenual intercourse with his partner after a long journey which has left him mentally and physically exhausted.
guy 1: i traveled from dubai to rio de janeiro to see my girlfriend, we were 1 year without s-x and when i arrived she wanted s-x so bad, but i wasn’t in the mood.
guy 2: dude, you had jet d-ck lag!
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