jet off
how to say jack off in a viet accent
do you jet off uncle same i see the p-rn on yo computa
to leave a place or situation without the consent of a superior or partner, mainly for the sole purpose of self fulfillment and enjoyment; usually referring to work or unfavorable events.
why stay in school today when we can jet off after attendance is taken?
when you stick your d-ck in a jacuzzi jet. you try and keep it steady while you watch p-rn or think of hot asians having -n-l s-x. you continue to jet off until you -j-c-l-t- in the jacuzzi. there is no need for tissues. you never have a sticky situation on your hands. it may begin to hurt after about 5 minutes but it is well worth it. like getting a no lube hand job for free.
my buds and i went into the jacuzzi and all claimed our own jets. some like the soft ones and some like the rough ones. i got the rough one and to jet off i thought of kikoman sauce being poured all over this hot hasian while she was being b-tt f-cked. it was a sweet thursday night.
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