Jet Riding


the act of ‘getting off’ while in the hot tub by pressing your genitals up against the jets, and if anyone asks, you are simply working out an injury or sore muscle.
i was minding my business (true story) in the hot tub, when a young woman started freaking out that buddy beside her was jet riding. suddenly there were more bubbles than usual and her screams woke me from a relaxed state.

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