jet-ski jousting
a manly ritual which usually takes place after fighting and jacking each other off in a cabin. manly young men often spend their bachelor parties jet-ski jousting instead of with strippers or prost-tutes.
yeah f-ck strippers! for my bachelor party we’re going to fight and go jet-ski jousting!
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