Jet-skiing
what motorboating is to br–sts, jeskiing is to the b-ttocks.
i walked in on alex jetskiing a girl last night.
when someone who has consumed too much alcohol p-sses out and you ride their unconscious body down the nearest set of stairs. incredibly fun unless you’re the one unconscious.
elliott got really drunk at the party last night and p-ssed out, so we went jet-skiing with him.
you motorboat b–bs but you jetski a p-ssy!
“last night my boyfriend was motorboating my b–bs, and then he went down and started jetskiing my p-ssy too!”
to jet ski your missus
your missus -ssumes doggy position, taking hold of her wrists,slid down over her -ss,pressing your puckered lips firmly against her p-ssy beging to blow a good firm r-ssberry whilst pulling her onto your face . now your jetskiing
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