Jetboat
the act of farting on a woman’s br–sts. similar to a “motorboat” but with with added power and control. this act can be performed in a variety of settings but is best while both parties are crouched in a bathtub and wearing captain’s hats.
this act is usually followed by shame and uncomfortable eye contact. jetboating is not recommended before family functions or important job interviews.
“hey zeke, i could really go for a jetboat right about now”
“oh yeah? i’ll start the bath if you want to grab the captain’s hats”
“wait! tomorrow’s thanksgiving, maybe we shouldn’t.”
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