Jetskier
the act of saying/doing obtrusively douchey and/or leadinga surface level existance that consistently irritates those of higher intelligence and/or depth. the word originated from the -n-logy that someone who rides a jetski is a surface level douche and jetskies (typically in a circular pattern) because they fear/are intimidated by the treasures in the depths of the sea. see synonyms: bbp/basic b-tch peasant/basic b-tch
1st party: “do you see the tribal st.patty’s day shirt that dude was wearing?”
2nd party:”oh you mean the one that matched his tribal tramp stamp?”
unison:”what a jetskier!” (typically followed by maniacal laughter)
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