Jetta

cool; awesome; dope; just a really sweet thing
” what’s up dude, where’d you get that shirt ?i really like it, it’s super jetta

my awesome 98 jetta gl

it’s a really cool car. in europe we called jetta, vento and bora. it’s the sedan variation of golf. you must buy one. the greatest motors are the tdis, vr6s and the 1.8t. this is our bora! 🙂
a “zippy” mexican-built car that has superb german engineering, first-rate interior materials, and is loaded with safety features.

anyone who thinks the jetta is solely a woman’s car is gay. men with sophistication drive jettas, not stupid insecure rat b-st-rds who wish they had as nice a car.
don’t let the funky moniker of the jetta fool you–it’s a great car.
a stylishly hip automobile with a non-gender bias. often times confused as a car strictly for women by men who are unsure of their s-xuality.
there goes jordan in his jetta. i’m glad to see he isn’t having a s-xual ident-ty crisis.
a sedan made by volkswagen, or the literal expression of g-d, the almighty.
praise the jetta…

touch it.
the jetta is a beast european car that will eat hondas alive……rarrrrr….the vr6 with a nasty turbo will say h-llo and goodbye to v8’s everywhere if you look in images you will see my hungry jetta……with the 17’s
crowd: omg look its a jetta
2005 v6 mustang guy: you really think that lil ricer is gonna beat me???
..3…2…1….go….
vroom
mustang guy: holy cow i think i just soild my panties…
a very cool car that’s fun to drive, well styled, and will fall apart after 2 or 3 years.
“i really loved my jetta until it needed $2000 of repairs three days after the 2-year warranty expired.”
a small compact car,which eats gas, has no center consule, is impossible to have s-x in the back seat, and has a never ending smell of crayons.
“yo dawg, you smell that jetta, b-tch lookin like a 64 pack of crayola on wheels.”
03 jetta gli….i recommend anyone who’s gay and thinks that jettas are for girls test drive this magnificently fast car.

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