jetturbate
to m-st-rb-t- using a jet from a spa or hot tub instead of one’s hands. usually done by the extremely lazy, those trying to be discreet, or those trying to claim they do not m-st-rb-t-.
“steve looked like he was having too good a time in the spa yesterday – i think he was trying to jetturbate.”
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