Jevee Massacre
any hot looking australian scene chick whose extremely b-tchy, annoying, and a fake, but you still would want to f-ck her. a “jevee m-ssacre” would never talk to you unless you tell her she has nice shoes, hair, extensions, and or, nice fake eyebrows. suddenly every girl on mysp-ce around the world tries to be a one so they create an account & start stealing each others pictures. people now a days are becoming mentally pathetic but physically hotter at the same time.
kid1: what time is it?
jevee m-ssacre: -rolls her eyes-, -walks away-
kid2: hey nice shoes, jevee.
jevee m-ssacre: thank you, i bought em yesterday at some asian store
kid2: btw, what time is it?
jevee m-ssacre: oh, you’re wasting my time, -evil satanic look-
kid1&2: can we f-ck you?
jevee: -disappears-
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