jew

1. someone who practices judaism.

2. derogatory term for someone tight with their money or someone not very generous.
1. kyle from southpark is a jew

2. you jewish b-st-rd, lend me a cig!!
a group of people comprising 0.002% of the world’s population yet drawing unproportional amount of media coverage (especially israeli jews).
the world is obsessed with jews. therefore, the world should get a life.
the only people in the world that are simultaneously hated by both the extreme left and the extreme right.

synonym: scapegoat
“the jews killed jesus!”

“the jews control hollywood!”

“the jews caused 9/11!”

“the jews oppress the palestinians!”

“the jews ran over my poodle!”
a person of the jewish faith.
a southern b-st-rdization and contraction of the two words “did you”.
jack: “hey steve, jew f-ck stacy last night?”

steve: “no, jew?”

jack: “no.”
let’s clear up some of the misconceptions in these postings.

a jew is a person who’s mother is jewish. (some streams of judaism argue that jewish patrimony can be acquired through the father as well).
jews are not a race but an eclectic mix of different races, nationalities, and cultures; they are a truly multi-cultural and multi-ethnic people. however, within this mix, there are distinct ethnic groups such as the ashken-z-c and sephardic jews that make up the overwhelming majority of the jewish people.
most american jews are of ashken-z-c origin — usually originating from eastern europe or the former soviet union. therefore, american jews could largely be cl-ssified as an ethnic group, hence the characteristic stereotypes, although there are exceptions.
a jew is not a person who practices judaism, although most jews do adhere to some form of jewish practice or cultural tradition.
a jew is not an israeli and an israeli is not a jew. an israeli is a citizen of the state of israel. while most israeli’s are jewish, there are also non-jewish citizens of israel.
a jew is not automatically a citizen of the state of israel. a jew must apply for and be granted citizenship to the state just like everyone else, although most are awarded citizenship rather easily.
larry king’s parents were ashken-z-c jews. therefore, regardless of whether larry king practices judaism or not, larry king is an ashken-z-c jew.
larry king is not an israeli citizen.

1) someone who practises judaism

2) is also a culture/ethnicity, that is to say it has a certain sense of humour, certain type of food and music etc.

3) a person who mel gibson talks smack about after he has had too much to drink.
“jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.”

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