jew bat


a bat that hibernates in the nose of a jew during winter
i hate jew bats
a poke’mon of jewish descent, normaly a form on the poke’mon zubat but instead of zu you place jew.
1. “dude i caught a level 12 jewbat!!! he already has the attacks ‘kill jesus’ and ‘p-ss everyone of’!!”
2. fakedux
to engage in the act of shoving a dr pepper (or similar) soda can up the -ss of an elk or other horned creature;
gary and i are going to jewbat some f-cking deer tonight
the act or state of being really stoned, and not offering any munchies to friends; usually while sitting on the couch watching the discovery channel in hi-def.

being stingy with resources for other pot heads in getting their munch or smoke on.
clifton is being a jewbat, and won’t move feed me.

clifton is a jewbat at the headshop.

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