jew-fu
a form of the martial arts used by the ninjew. kept secret among the hebrew people, jew-fu allows the ninjew to perform spectacular feats of dexterity, dominate his opponents, or open an otherwise stubborn beer. used by ninjews to fight pirates.
darrin: how the h-ll did you beat me?
ted: i’m a ninjew.
darrin: oh yeah, i forgot. pwned by the jew-fu again.
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1.(noun) a jewish-looking doofus.
2.(noun) a doofus with an extremely large nose.
“marty stopped by my cubicle this afternoon. corporate should move that jewfus from mergers to accounting. i bet his shylock nose can smell a dime from a mile away.”
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