jew penis

smallest p-n-s of all living things, even smaller than that of an asian.
randy: sarah complain to me that her new boyfriend’s jew p-n-s was much smaller than her last boyfriend jon chung.

me: what’s his name?

randy: aaron speilberg
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mutilated p-n-s, jews love to cut up perfectly good d-cks
hey jimmy, is that a regular c-ck, or a mutilated jew p-n-s dangling between your legs?
a very small p-n-s belonging to a jew. all jews carry a jew p-n-s, there is no such thing as a jew with a “g-dzilla c-ck.” a jew p-n-s is somewhere between a skittle and half a vienna sausage. today’s leading scientists have proved that 100% of all jewish males are under 5 1/2 inches.
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wow dude, that kid over there with the jew fro has a jew p-n-s. his boyfriend must be p-ssed.
jew p-n-s (see wonders of the world): the reproductive organ belonging to a man of the jewish faith. this organ is used in producing offspring that lives well over 300 years, with extremely strong immune systems, innate physical dominance over other human races, as well as the highest intellectual capacity known to man, and the most efficient warriors. the jew p-n-s is also used for giving extreme amounts of pleasure to women during s-x; a team of researchers comprised of medical experts from the u.s., u.k., france, india, and j-pan have concluded that women receive more s-xual stimulation to their entire body – and mind – from one stroke of penetration from the jew p-n-s than any regular p-n-s. typically the jew p-n-s is the largest of the human p-n-ses and will stay erect for the longest duration of time. medical advances in treatment for over 100,000 types of human defects/mutations are all due to the plethora of extremely pure genes found in the s-m-n of the jew t-st-cl-s.
“did you hear about jessica?” “yes, as a matter of fact i did. i heard that adam goldman used his ‘jew p-n-s’ to give great amounts of s-xual pleasure to jessica! is this true?” “yes, this is very true jessica is having trouble finding anything as pleasuring as her penetration by adam goldman’s ‘jew p-n-s’!”
also see: g-dzilla c-ck
“oh my god! it’s a jew p-n-s! it’s going to crush us all!”
a gift bestowed upon all males of the jewish faith, by god himself. jew p-n-ses are proven to be even larger than those of black people, and will tear anyone up. they also can be quite dangerous, as b-n-rs can reach 12+ inches, and are sometimes lethal. contrary to popular belief, jews have the largest p-n-ses, of living things, ever.
guy 1 “eww that b-tch is loose”
guy 2 “duh she dated chris steinheimer”
guy 1 “the jew p-n-s strikes again!111oneoneone”