Jew Suit


suits that jewish people used to sell to black people. known because they are flashy which caused black people to look uneducated and dumb for buying.
“did you see michael irvin on nfl sunday morning countdown?”

“yeah, but i couldn’t pay attention to what he was saying with the c-ke stains on his jew suit. you know he is a sharp dresser. i should go waste my money like him: different suit every sunday.”

“yeah he should be in church”
jew who graduated from (or attended or taught at) a jesuit catholic university or school.

pr-nunced: jew’-zoo-it
madeline albright is a famous jewsuit — my friend josh not so much….

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