jew trap
when someone throws or drops small change on the ground and they, or someone around them consiquently yells “jew trap!”
person 1- hey, can i borrow five bucks?
person 2- sure, (looks in wallet, drops two pennies and a nickel)
person 1- jew trap!
-swarm of jews-
a purposely deceiving or unfair circ-mstance.
there was absolutely no hot puss at the party at all as mark said there would be. what a d-mn jew trap.
a setup including a trail of pennies and other small coins leading to a cardboard box, which is propped up with a ruler and string and having a bagel underneath it.
the easiest way to protect yourself from a common cause for the loss of money and/or a kosher diet is a jew trap.
a name replacement to the bouncing bettys in call of duty: world at war.
example 1: i got a 3-kill streak just by laying a jew trap.
example 2: d-mn! those d-mn jews always lay their jew traps everywhere i walk! now i lost my kill streak!
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