jewart
1. someone who lives with their parents and only spends money on video games, vaseline, and tissues.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.
that jewart had an $11 tab and only paid $10! wtf?
how was your date with matt?
f-ck that jewart, he didn’t even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.
be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.
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