jewche bag

a douche bag that happens to be of the jewish faith.
i hate that dude. he’s a jewche bag.
a jewish douche bag. found in parts of new york, but generally thrive most in the arid climate of boca raton and other douchey areas of south and central florida.
guy #1: did you go out last night?

guy #2: yeah, but the place was swarming with jew-che bags. i had to leave before i killed myself.
one who has surmounted such levels as -ssholery, grand f-ckerydom, and so on in such a way of varying degrees of b-ttholism. a jewchebag is somewhat like a douchebag but is more concerned with monetary ideals than the douche.

can be abreviated to the more sized-down jewche.
n00b-“zomg you can’t even spend, like, a hundred bucks on our galaga reunites tour tickets???”
goyim–sheeeennnnnhaaa- “no way dood, i have to deposit all my money to the bank of moses!”
n00b-“…you are such a jewchebag!!!1!one!!”
the kind of jewish guy that gives all jews a bad name. he womanizes about women he’ll never have and brags about his elite financial status to anyone within earshot. he has gelled hair that borders on guido-offensive and won’t get off of his blackberry.

alternately: he can be the literary type. obsessed with phillip roth and woody allen and thinks only white, straight jewish men are worthy of awards, publications, his time, etc.
did you hear jeff talking about how he got his tickets free from the owner of the team? he mentioned it only eight times after talking about his 200k frequent flier miles. what a jewchebag.