jewdini
a tight person with money who dissapears much like houdini when it comes to buying their round in a pub. jewdini’s are also people who do a dissapearing act when a restaurant bill is presented, allowing everyone else to pay for them
“wheres rob gone, it is his turn to buy the drinks. f-cking jewdini”
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