Jewf
1. a jewish friend named jeff.
2. may be used as an adj. in certain context.
1. how was your hanukkah, jewf?
2. can you p-ss me a carmel jewf?
3 more definitions
a good looking jewish male.
source-anceient hebrew
the guy i meet at the bank was a real jewf.
derogatory abbreviation for “jew f-cker.” (usually -ssociated with positive stereotyping.)
kim was too much of a horsefaced idjit to be a true jewf and have s-x with moses; so she dated a jiggalo redneck with a d-ck cheese factory, instead.
jew-niversity of florida, because its full of jews.
dude i cant believe you go to jewf
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