Jewfrohawk
a cross between a jewfro and a mohawk. the hair on the sides of the head are shaved, leaving the curly goodness of the jewfro in a strip down the middle. a simpler styling would be a jewfauxhawk, a cross between a jewfro and a fauxhawk. obviously, curly hair is required, hopefully caused by a jewish heritage.
it may or may not be possible, but if this legendary hairdo exists, it would, without a doubt, be awe-inspiring.
jew lover 1: i would love to see that seth goldberg wear a jewfrohawk.
jew lover 2: yeah, or maybe eli cohen. i mean, their jewfros are already so -rg-smic i’m not sure if their hair would improve or just get worse!
jew lover 1: you know what would be even cooler? if kyle from southpark tried that ‘do!!
jew lovers 1, 2 & 3: yeah!
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