jewish billiards
a form of billiards, played on a table in which you must pay for every game, in which you make sure to grab every ball right before it goes in the hole so you don’t have to pay for more than one game. comes from the stereotype that jews are cheap, and therefore would partic-p-te in this form of billiards.
mike: hey man, let’s go down to the local sports bar and shoot some pool!
tyrone: ok let’s do it, but remember, i won last time so it’s your turn to pay.
mike: oh sh-t man, i’ve only got a dollar, i guess we can only play one game
tyrone: no man, we can play jewish billiards
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