Jewish Boy
probably the smartest, cutest, and most successful boys around.
also, known for being exceptionally well-endowed.
questions to ask yourself if you’re not sure you’re a jewish boy:
1) was i worth $5000 as a 13yo?
2) do i call people d-cks or schmucks
3) do i have an obsession with asian girls?
4) am i an ivy-leaguer?
5) if i am not an ivy-leaguer, do i go to brandeis, tufts, nyu or gwu?
6) do my parents want me to be a doctor
7) am i more likely to manage a sports team than play on one?
8) does christmas p-ss me off?
girl 1: “i heard jewish boys have the biggest d-cks.”
girl 2: “ya heard right!”
asian girl 1: “i’d just love to date a cute jewish boy!”
asian girl 2: “join the club.”
goy: “yo, if it’s p-ssover, how are you gonna turn up?”
jewish boy: “p-ss the f-cking manischewitz
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