Jewish dozen
eleven of something.
a jewish dozen bagels would be 11 bagels.
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a hearty meal consisting of cheese fries, topped with ham, bacon, saussage, and your choice of country or cl-ssic gravy. only to be eaten after midnight when one has had too much to drink. dude i don’t feel so good. you devoured the jewish nightmare last night and then screamed out owwwww shwitz!
- Jewish Math
in jewish math, everything will add up to six million. “jewish math dictates that in all of german-occupied europe, there were 2.8 million jews. after the war, 3.6 million jews applied for holocaust reparations. tragically, the remaining 6 million were lost.”
- Jewish Marmalade
when a man nearing their climax when engaging in s-xual intercourse, then proceeds to -j-c-l-t- on the top rear section of the women’s head resembling a yarmulke/kippah. chaim gave liora a jewish marmalade last night.
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c-m, nut… etc usually used sarcastically between recently p-b-scent teens or really drunk adults i spread my hump b-tter on her m-ffin
- hump-catting
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