Jewish God


noun

exactly the same as the christian god, except jewish.
boi1: ayo you hear about jewish god’s 13th birthday?
boi2: i think you mean jewish god’s bar mitzvah.
boi1: whaaaaat!?
boi2: yea, jewish god is exactly the same as christian god, except significantly more jewish.

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