Jewish Guilt trip
a jewish guilt trip is the course of action taken upon a jew when one feels they need to get there way. a jewish guilt trip is more powerful then anything in this universe and can be very dangerous if not used correctly. jewish mothers use this power quite a lot. these are performed best by jews.
cl-ssic jewish guilt trips
speaker 1-“hey are you going to eat the last bagel?”
jew-“oh no go ahead take it”
speaker 1-“you sure?”
jew-“positive, go right ahead enjoy”
speaker 1-“you sure?, cause it’s ok, really, like i don’t really want it”
jew-“no it’s fine, sure i haven’t eaten in days and could probably die, but please, enjoy”
speaker 1-“oh no i can’t, here have it”
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“what i come all this way, and you offer me nothing to drink, nothing to nibble on, what kind of hospitality is this? i -ssure you if you had traveled the distance i have i would have a nice spread of snacks for you”
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