jewish interest


absurd interest rate charged by jews for a loan. typically, the interest alone is exponentially greater than the original loan amount, even only a few moments after the loan is accepted.
-monday 11:44 am-
shaun: ey yo eli lemme borrow a quarter brah.
elijah: heh, sure man but i charge interest if i don’t get it back in a day.
shaun: kay brah i gotchu.
-tuesday 11:45 am –
shaun: yo eli here ya go brah-
elijah: … where’s the other $5,831?
shaun: aw shiiiit i forgot you use jewish interest….

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