Jewish screwdriver
a b-tter knife when used in place of an actual screwdriver, so named if in a jewish household with no tools.
this screw needs tightening–go get me the jewish screwdriver!
a alcoholic drink made with cheap vodka.
also a s-x position.
that jerk over there tried to pick me up by buying me a jewish screwdriver like im some kind of cheap wh-r-.
hey babe can we try the jewish screwdriver tonight im feeling adventurous.
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