Jewish Stocktake
the process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. the payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.
shopkeeper: “business hasn’t been doing so well the past two years.”
accountant: “perhaps it’s time for a jewish stocktake.”
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