jewishmuffin
jewishm-ffin – just like a normal m-ffin , but with a sprinkle of jew
dont you go eating my jewishm-ffin matty bell or i will slap you silly
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- Jewmiser  a person who acts overly jewish, but this kind of person has no fun and won’t act out. jack: “well i got this and that to do…” john: “don’t be such a jewmiser!” 
- jew satchel  the pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel. guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie? guy 2: must be her jew satchel. 
- jewtacular  what hypersilkence is. that guy had bad facial hair and wore a funny hat, but he was also emo! it must have been that f-g spencer! 
- Jiffy Popping  (verb) the act of propelling multiple small pieces of poo out of the -n-s in rapid succession. john was constipated ,but after eating at chipotla he spent the rest of the day jiffy popping. 
- jiffy snuge  peanut b-tter c-nt jiffy snuge = when a woman wipes from back to front. 
