Jewl
also commonly spelled jeul, a jewl is an ancient jewish deul to the death, a contest of jew powers. jewls were (and occaisionally still are) traditionally held in a large rectangular room a minimum of ten stories high, in an urban financial area, with at least $500,000 of cash in room, and $2,500,000 in the immediate vicinity. tactics for jewls can be found in several publications such as “alaya’s guide to cleaning house in jewls”. it can be used as a noun or verb, or adjective for jewlike/jeulike.
amit: man, that old man alter doesn’t even give his babies allowance after three months of age – bad things happen if you don’t purse-feed them for the first six.
ari: yeah, i’m gonna jewl him and leave him as poor as a national senator when i’m done with him.
alter: boy, i taught you your linear-algebra! that asian kid tabunatakariuseki would have schooled you in math if it weren’t for me! go do your ch-r-s, get the wine from the well and the silver from our mine!
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