jewlarious
top definition
jokes made in any type of media that only a true jew could understand.
yosef: yo man did you see borat last weekend?
shlomo: yea, dawg that movie was jewlarious.
Read Also:
- Gettin' the Shaft
top definition the shaft is like that ‘deer in the headlights’ moment when you realize fate just -n-lly f-cked your moral and your trust in the world is momentarily annililated. ever been broken up by your girl via text message blaming you for her own sh-tty idea? ever been lagged out of a match because […]
- nackerd
see: knackered, an adjective that is chiefly british in origin meaning: very tired or exhausted defined by dictionary.com the word does not imply s-x “i was on this one flight right, i’m flying, i’m trying to sleep on the plane, i’m f-cking “knackered”; very tired right, and i feel this tapping on my head. i […]
- gettin' too familiar
top definition getting too comfortable with a person. dat n-gg- gettin’ too familiar, imma have to whip his -ss.
- super duper mini cooper
top definition generally spoken in native f-ggot; super duper mini cooper is a synonym for the word awesome. “super duper mini cooper” is archaic, and only makes you less attractive to girls, and more attractive to men. if you say this, you will be doomed to be -n-lly raped, wear headbands, and be tone deaf […]
- The 0-60
top definition the time it takes a man’s d-ck to go from limp to hard. harold: hey what’s “the 0-60” on your d-ck bro? no h-m-. luther: uhh with the average chick about 1 minute but if its with your mom its 0.8 seconds. harold: fml.