Jewmongous
something that is humongous that pertains to a jewish person.
a batmitzvah is a very jewmongous time in a girl’s life
an adjective used when describing a huge jewish person
i was at the synagogue and could not see the rabbi due to a jewmongous dude in front of me.
main entry: jew·moung·ous
function: adjective
etymology: greek jewantikos, from jewgant-, jewgas giant, jewish
: exceeding the usual or expected (as in size, force, or prominence)
that house is jewmongous!
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