Jewneck


a person of the jewish faith, usually raised in the south who is not aware how ridiculous he looks in cowboy boots and driving an overpriced pickup truck.

any jewish southerner who believes that he is a good old boy.
steve: your roommate avi looks ridiculous driving that four wheel drive truck with his pasty white skin and long black payos.

mike: yea. some redneck he turns out to be. when his battery went dead he had to call aaa because he doesn’t know how to use jumper cables. what a jewneck.

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