Jewniform
1. the traditional clothing of the jewish peoples, including but not exclusive to yamulkes; long, curled sidelocks; tallits (prayer shawls); and black suits with black hats and beards.
ari: whoa, look at you, all fancy in your jewniform!
gilad: be quiet, ariel, it is shabbat, the day g-d watches us…
the traditional uniform of the college age jewish girl. the jewniform includes, but is not limited to, a messy bun c-cked to one side or another, sungl-sses that cover approximately 80-85% of one’s face, a t-shirt or sweatshirt advertising either a jewish camp, youth group or sorority, a north face jacket, black leggings (no pants, of course), converse sneakers in the summer and tall ugg boots in the winter, and a black or brown large longchamp le pliage bag. extra points for each additional piece of tiffany jewelry. a north face backpack may be subst-tuted for the longchamp bag.
boy 1: woah – why isn’t that girl wearing pants?
boy 2: don’t be alarmed, it’s just her jewniform
the crazy attire and appearance of a true jewish man. black suit, crazy hat, lovely beard and ringlets in his hair. often seen at airports or in north london.
“check out that jewniform”
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