JFC
“jesus f-cking christ”
used when extremely aggravated, confused, excited, or all of the above.
jfc i didn’t know the essay had to be 6 pages?!
jamaican fried chicken
that jfc was delicious on the beach last night.
abbreviation of jesus f-cking christ.
kelsey: “shes such a sl-t”
aimee: “i know, pull up your pants, wh-r-, no one wants to see your thong.”
kelsey: “no kidding, jfc!”
usually stands for jesus f-cking christ, sometimes for ‘just for clarification.’
1. jfc. my boss just told me i have to stay 2 hours late and close tonight!
2. jfc, when i said i’m in the closet, i meant literally.
j.f.c. is the abbreviation of the popular phrase “jesus f-cking christ”. its most obvious definition is to be surprised by a recent event that was just way too f-cking unbelievable. sometimes in events of even more epic lulz, it could be used in a way that hints that it could have possibly been foreseen, which it is then compared to the phrase “that was ironic as f-ck”.
cranky negra: yo jabron i been hearin’ ’round here that you been messing wit mah gurlz.
jabron: yeah? so what? i do whateva i want because i’m big and i pack dis gat right hurr.
cranky negra: you lie. you punk -ss m-th- f-cka.
jabron whips out his gat and pops his -ss!
you: oh j.f.c.
jet fried chicken
which can leave you with severe bowel problems.
boy 1: man, i don’t feel so good i think i need the toilet!
goes to toilet
boy 2: dude did you eat jfc last night!?
boy 1: yeah sorry.
literal translation of “jesus f—ing christ”
your girlfriend is on ratethiswh-r-.com again.
jfc, are you serious?
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