JFJ
verb: to hamstring an organization through short-sighted management, often involving no-trade-clauses
did you see that trade? is he trying to jfj his team?
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jerk face jeff
jfj in the house! – meaning jeff’s being a pr-ck again!
jumping for joy. an acronym similar to lol used to express happiness or great joy over instant messaging or text.
person 1: dude i’m so happy the giants won!
person 2: i know, i’m literally jfj!
a noun meaning junior fat jesus, or entailing a smallish fat -ss that has a similar appearance to jesus. often used towards an obese kid that looks way older than their actual age. characteristics include negligence of shaving facial hair, large consistent appet-te, and the carrying of a satchel (man purse).
“man delilah looks like a jfj these days.”
” i know, someone should tell her about the invention of the razor.”
“i think she carries one in her satchel.”
junk food junky. a person who eats a load of junk food and nothing but it.
dude your such a fat-ss jfj! stop eatting
jfj stands for jews for jesus. but i dont thhink that makes ne sense. well first of all jews dont believe jesus is our savior. well that is all. if u would like to talk to a jfj. i.m. xugotthebestofme. that is his sn
yo jfj is so anti pwnster.
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