JFKML
john fitzgerald kennedy my life, a play on fml, used in a situation where you just want to die/be killed.
my mom just walked in on me jerking off jfkml
so i forgot i had my webcam on and i decided to get changed, anyways he saw me naked jfkmy
i thought i sent him a dm, but i posted that picture of me topless right to twitter jfkmy
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