jheri curl-mandering
a redistricting strategy made famous during the period in the late 1980’s, when the democratic party moved geographic boundaries of an electoral district in california to include predominantly black-populated areas(south central los angeles, inglewood, compton) in an effort to concentrate african american voters sporting the popular greasy hairstyle of the day, thus using ‘packing’ tactics to insure a const-tuency that would elect congressional representatives who also sported the couch-ruining do. the term for this strategy remained unnamed for nearly 30 years until comedian adam carolla coined it on his podcast, “the adam carolla show”(episode aired november 3, 2015.).
congresswoman maxine waters may believe the science is still out on the morning after pill but she’s definitely a student of the science of jheri curl-mandering. tracking sales of soul glo in order to target the perfect const-tuency was a flash of genius on the democratic party’s part.
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