jhonny
slang term for a condom
yo nip down the chemist and buy me some jhonnies ya?
4 more definitions
a flexible sheath, usually made of thin rubber or latex, designed to cover the p-n-s during s-xual intercourse for contraceptive purposes or as a means of preventing s-xually transmitted diseases. jhonny is a slang word for that.
use a jhonny during s-x.
it’s the way jv cheerleaders pr-nounce and spell the name johnny.
cheerleader: hey j-honny!
johnny: …that’s not my name, b-tch.
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vb. to m-st-rb-t-, used mainly in southern new england, specifically m-ssachusetts
excuse me, i’m going to jhonny off.
(n) 1. a small male child pervert who engages in s-xual activities with other small children, not necessarily of the opposite gender
that little jhonny has the distinction of hitting third base before the third grade.
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