jiffy lube
hand job
dude 1: jessica’s a total sl-t. did you f-ck her last night?
dude 2: no she just gave me a jiffy lube.
dude 1: you f-cking suck dude.
dude 2: eat a d-ck.
when you put peanut b-tter, preferably jiffy, in a girl’s v-g-n- and then bang her hard.
dude last night i gave this girl a nice oil change.
really? you gave her the good old jiffy lube huh?
oh yeah. it was sweet.
when a female while performing a handjob, takes out a container of mustard, squirts it on the p-n-s, and begins to jerk it.
1. “man, it got so raunchy last night with heather, she even gave me a jiffy lube.
2. q. “how far did you go with grace last night bromontana?”
a. “you won’t believe it but she gave me a jiffy lube when we got back to my house.”
the worst possible facility on earth
i got totally f-cked over at jiffy lube.
to m-st-rb-t- with car oil.
jessie had to relax so he jiffylubed it.
when two guys are having b-tt s-x and the guy on the receiving end takes a sh-t.
jim: what the h-ll is that?
john: just giving us a jiffy lube.
jim: oh. ok then.
when you’re getting it on with a girl and she all of the sudden dries up, you have to quickly eat her out for awhile to get her wet again before you lose your hard on.
when she dried up during s-x, i had to give her a jiffy lube to keep it going.
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