jigger jogger
a jigger jogger is a young, pretty female beverage cart attendant at a golf course.
fore! sh-t, dan, you almost hit the jigger jogger! she sure as h-ll isn’t going to stop now unless we give her a huge tip.
jigger joggers make the best bl–dy mary’s!
if you tip the jigger jogger well then she will come around more often.
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