Jiggling Reflection
when u nekid in front of a tall mirror and bounce up and down, and yo t-tties be punching you in the face and knocking sh-t off counters and breakin windows.
mom: what the h-ll happened to the windows?!
me: oh, that happened during my jiggling reflection last night
mom: oh, okay
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