Jill sandwich
notorious quote from the original resident evil for playstation where barry burton provides his stars partner jill valentine with some comic shortly after being rescued from a crushing death. also see master of unlocking.
“that was too close; you were almost a jill sandwich.”
a jill sandwich is a zombie delicacy, prepared by crushing s.t.a.r.s. member jill valentine (of resident evil fame) in a room with a slowly-descending ceiling. when jill is reduced to a nice, squishy pulp, zombies spread the resulting pulp between two slices of bread and enjoy a nice snack. alternatively, if zombies are out of bread, they can proceed to lick the jill pulp off the floor.
“brains… jill sandwich… brains…”
“you were almost a jill sandwich” a quote from resident evil, said by barry burton right when he saved jill valentine from being crushed to death.
“you were almost a jill sandwich”
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