Jillian Lybarger
amateur mma fighter and ex-hooker busted in operation desert divas, the largest prost-tution sting in arizona history. lost her job as a detention officer while working for the notorious sheriff joe arpaio as a result. -ssumed new ident-ty as a christian/athlete/family woman and now denies any involvement in the crime, claiming her ident-ty was stolen.
sister of dylan ryder, star of cl-ssic films such as “big t-t christmas” and “dirty chicks craving meat sticks”.
yeah, totally innocent.
caught a nasty case of jillian lybarger from dat stripper at da club last night! now my d-ck be oozin’ & itchin’ like cray.
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